Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
I can change my status but can't change the way I feel about you.
Hope for the best but prepare for the worst
Try your skill in gilt first, then in gold